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Monday, February 26, 2007

Here's What's In My Head

Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
My friends all drive porsches
I must make amends
Worked so hard all my life-time
No help from my friends
So oh, lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
Oh, lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing for dollars is tryin' to find me
I wait for delivery each day untill three
So, lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Oh, lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm countin' on you, lord
Please don't let me down
Prove that you love me
And buy the next round
Oh, lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
My friends all drive porsches
I must make amends
Worked so hard all my life-time
No help from my friends
So oh, lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

Ever get a song stuck in your head and no matter what you do you just can't shake the damn thing?! Now that that's stuck in your head too, I'll carry on. Today was a good day. Although I'm convinced my child is possessed at the moment. A1 is in bed. A2 is bouncing off the walls, the couches, his dad, you name it. His new favorite thing to do is run up behind you and throw his arms around your legs for a hug. Most of the time that's sweet but some of the time he likes to give a little nip. I got him in the chops the other day when he did it to me so I mostly get just hugs but he nipped Huz a few minutes ago and I thought he was actually going to cry. I laughed so hard I actually peed a little but don't tell that. He's such a sissy. He has been walking around rubbing his leg and whining about it for 20 minutes.

Why is it that guys are such big babies when it comes to certain things? My husband drives me bat shit crazy sometimes. ***Ok, most of the time.*** I'll tell him I have a headache and he has one too that is 10x worse. I get a cold but have to continue to take care of the whole family and pick up my own snot rags. He gets a cold and the whole freaking universe stops running and he leaves his disgusting ass tissues all over the bedroom floor. I have surgery and am prescribed to take two pain pills at a time and he thinks that because he only had to take half of that when he had something COMPLETELY UNRELATED done I should only take that much. I could go on.

So, there is controversy all over one of the American Idol finalists. Big whoop. I'm sure they will sweep it all under the rug on tomorrow nights show. If you don't know about it, crawl back under your rock, no seriously I'll tell you. Antonella Barba, the girl who absolutely butchered the Aerosmith song last week, had some pictures of her that were not so nice surface on the Internet. Some of them were actually her. One of her on the shitter, one of her on a beach topless with her hands on her boobs, and one of her covered in only rose petals for a calendar she did for her boyfriend. The shitter one was pretty funny, her new nickname should be Antoiletta!Some of them were of someone who looks a whole lot like her. One is of some chick giving some guy a hummer. Her best friend forever went on record to say that, "Antonella is probably the least slutty person she knows". Seriously. She said that. I'm guessing that Jennifer Hudson winning the Oscar the other night is the best thing they could hope for because maybe they can focus on that instead of the train wreck that is our dear sweet Antonella. She won't be around very long anyway so why bother.

I'm looking forward to the show this week. Maybe I'll be conscious enough to actually pass my judgment on everyone although from what I remember last week I'll be looking for my meds when the guys sing. They were seriously not picking them on looks this year! Gaaww. Not but about one is a real looker out of the whole bunch and he kinda reminds me of an ex boyfriend so by default I judge him harshly. My favorite guy so far is the Jack Osborne lookalike Chris Sligh. He makes me laugh with his quick wit. The beat box boy gets on my nerves and little Mowgli is way out of his league. ***Go ahead and call me names for making fun of him, I don't give a rat's ass*** I'm really glad that kid who wouldn't wear shoes got the boot. ***I'm funny, or at least I think I am.*** That shtick had been tried before by Deena Carter and it was old way back then. Two words buddy, washed up. Learn from her. Oh, wait it's too late for him. Guess I should have blogged this earlier.

What the hell!! I got to go pick up Fruit Loops(more like sweep up the Fruit Loop dust)now. A2 has discovered how much freaking fun he can have by dropping them one by one on the hardwood and smashing them with his heel. Are girls this much trouble? Can I get a trade? I'll settle for a new curling iron.

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