Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The I's Have It

Because I'm bored and don't really want to clean my house right now, I've decided to share with you a few little tid bits about me. I stole this list from another blogger who was apparently bored out of her mind one day too. Enjoy!

I AM: Wearing a pair of panties with Pebbles and Bam Bam from the Flintstones on them. Will I ever grow up?

I SAID: I'd rather bash my head with a shovel than listen to Sanjaya. But, I miss him already. Tonight won't be the same without him.

I WANT: My boys to grow up in a world that doesn't put so much emphasis on physical appearance. But, ha, yeah right. By the way, do these pants make my ass look fat?

I WISH: I could write without feeling the need to justify every last thing I say or feel like I need to watch what I say for fear of offending.

I HATE: Leaving messages on voice mail/answering machines. I especially hate HEARING myself on voice mail/answering machines. Gah! Also sweet potatoes - I'd rather eat dirt....or starve.

I MISS: Going to concerts with my friends. I still have all of my old ticket stubs from back in the day. I'll always look back fondly on my Parrothead days.

I FEAR: Never losing these last freaking pounds that keep hanging on to my gut and thighs for dear life. Also: CLOWNS! I blame that scene in Poltergeist when the freaky clown pulls the kid under his bed! Oh and then there's that crazy tree outside his window. OH.THE.TERROR!

I HEAR: Wow! Wow! Wubbzy and A2's giggles. Stupidest.Show.Ever. But he gets a couple of good chuckles out of it so I endure. Also hear the next door neighbor mowing his yard and Beauty School Dropout - Frankie Avalon - playing in iTunes as I type this.

I WONDER: What the hell they mean in that B52's Love Shack song when she stops in the middle to say, "tin roof rusted"......WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? It drives me insane every time. **Not that I listen to that song all the time or anything. Ahem.** Someone has to know, please tell me. Not that it's important. Just tell me now.

I REGRET: Ever listening to New Kids On The Block (more specifically: admitting to it.)

I AM NOT: Good at that whole gourmet cooking thing. Which is why I feed my guys pizza and spaghetti so much.

I DANCE: Every time Dancing Queen by ABBA comes on. I can't help it; it just happens. I have no control over it. Let's just hope you are never with me if it comes on in public.

I SING: A lot. Especially in the shower, car, or laundry room. More so now that I have my iAppendage on at all times. I try to sing while running on the treadmill but that's too hard for a fat girl right now. Best I can do there is hum along.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: As bitter and sarcastic and rude as I am in my writing. Okay, yes I am. But only kinda. Like when you irritate me by breathing too loud into the phone, God!

I MADE: Sock Monkeys for my boys and they are soo cute (to me). I can make one for you if you'd like.

Here's a picture of them. I made A2's first, his is the cuter one. A1's has brown hair like him.

I WRITE: Exactly like how I talk. Which? Kind of irritates people. (See that! Right there? Just did it. And again! How irritating!) Plus I love run-on sentences and talk in them all the time.

I CONFUSE: My husband on a daily basis. He struggles to keep up with what I'm thinking or saying since it tends to change with the wind.

I NEED: Dr. Pepper. Lots and lots of Dr. Pepper. Every day, all day. **And I wonder why my fat rolls won't disappear, meh, who the hell cares, just give me my Pepper!!**

I SHOULD: Quit the whole potty mouth thing. Because, fuck, it's so unladylike.

I START: Trouble. Don't believe me? I have proof, I made an old lady (AKA, the boss) cry at my old job and she wrote me up for it.....twice.

I FINISH: Only half the things I start. I need to stop with that not finishing things stuff. I just get so distract

I BELIEVE: That my kids are the most beautiful creatures ever.

I KNOW: George Strait wrote "I Cross My Heart" for me. Curse you Norma for being so stingy with him!

I CAN: Put my feet behind my head but I never do it because, you know, I'm a classy broad and if I do it, my husband gets the wrong idea so to avoid that, I just don't do it.

I CAN’T: Play video games. I'm just not coordinated enough. I try but it pisses me off because my guy is always the one running around in circles or into the wall. A1 and Hubby try to coach me but they end up pissing me off even more.

I SEE: Dust bunnies.

I BLOG: To feel less overwhelmed. Whoops. Didn't work.

I READ: The back of the Glade aerosol can on the toilet every time I drop a deuce. I think it helps the process, I start at the top and by the time I get to the UPC I'm done.

I AM AROUSED BY: Any contact with my neck and ear lobes. Goosebumps galore!!

IT PISSES ME OFF: When people merge without signaling or drive slow in the left lane. FUCKERS! Makes me mad just typing about it. **So much for the potty mouth thing huh?**

I FIND: Money in the washing machine and keep it. Don't care if it's $1 or $20. You leave it, I keep it!

I LIKE: The way I feel after a good workout....because I hate working out but know if I want to meet my May 21st goal it's a must. So I love when it's done.

I LOVE: My family. My friends. Music. My iPod. And how I have a soundtrack to every period of my life and can go back with a click of the dial. LOVE THAT. Oh, and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

Since I'm getting more hits I want to hear from all of you. Tell me what you like. And I'll seriously make you a sock monkey if you want one, just hit the comment button!

I'm listening to: The Chain - Fleetwood Mac, after that Slow Ride - Foghat.