Among Friends

Recent conversation between myself and Friend 1 and Friend 2 while out shopping with each other.

Friend 1: "You know, I don't think they are making size 8 as big as they use to." "I think they are making everything smaller than they did a couple of years ago!"

Me: "Oh, my God! I was so totally thinking that a while back but didn't want to say anything because I figured you two would make fun of me."

Friend 2 (who is every bit a size 4): "Whatever bitches!" "They still make them the same" "Your fat asses have just stretched out everything you have at home. " "Let's go eat."

True friends tell you like it is!!