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Friday, January 25, 2008

Dear Charmin,

I've been a loyal customer of yours for quite some time now but it seems as if we may need to part ways if something doesn't change. For the past six months or so it seems that I have been having more and more trouble having your tissue stay on the roll. For some odd reason it seems to all fall off and land in a pile under the tissue holder. I'd appreciate it if you would run this by your quality control people and see if they can come up with a solution to the problem. I know something can be done about it because you seemed to have had the same problem about 11 years ago but it suddenly stopped. I really don't want to switch to the competition since that would be the equivalent of running sandpaper up the crack of my ass on a daily basis and I'm just not into that. Your prompt attention to this matter would be greatly appreciated.

I've enclosed a photo that should give you a clear idea of the problem I am having.



Have a squeezably soft day!!

DeeDee

1 Comments:

Kris said...

Damn. I used to have this same problem. Stupid Charmin and it non-stay-on-the-rolledness.