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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Dear Discovery Channel,

I never lock my front door, every window in my house is unlatched, and I leave a ladder propped up against the back of my house. Could you please send those two smoking hot pieces of eye candy your team of professionals from It Takes a Thief over to my house immediately so that they may rummage through my panty drawer and frisk me during a mock burglary attempt show me the proper way to keep my family safe and out of harms way.

I openly invite your crew to come in and tape this glorious, naughty violation of my personal belongs and body for the sake of safety informational program so that others may learn from my mistakes and pick up some safety tips that may also prevent their homes from being burgled.

Waiting in my room naked, Sincerely,
DeeDee

Seriously, have you seen these guys this show? Oh.My.Goodness.



Side Note: I am still working my way down The List and will let you know when I am finished. I know a few of my overachieving blog buddies have made their way through it but I'm convinced they cheated somehow!! Just kidding guys. Way to go on finishing!! I hope to make it through them all by the end of this week. I've been a lot busier than expected this week but I'm hitting a few of you up a little at a time. Thanks for all the comments. Keep 'em coming!!

The List:
http://randomdailyramblings.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-rolling-with-my-homies.html

Edited to add: I had a couple people ask how to strike out text and since Blogger wouldn't let me do it without striking out everything I was writing, I'm going to direct you to this page and they will explain it. Hope it works for you!! It's really simple.

19 Comments:

Heather said...

Oh hell, DeeDee you make me laugh so hard! Send them to my house when you're through with them!

the husband said...

I haven't seen the show, have no idea if it is shown here, and doubt if I could appreciate them (I don't swing that way, thank you very much), but you are one wicked lady!

MereCat said...

Holy crap! Talk about falling in the custard! These guys were inmates and now have a famous TV show. They clean up QUITE well, I must say.

So who am I? said...

Can I just tell you that I am so glad you introduced yourself to me? Your blog is cracking me up! I now have to watch this show and see these guys. I'm still burning a candle for Andrew Dan-Jumbo *swoon* -- by the way, I'm HTML-inept; how do you get the strike-throughs?

Lil Sass said...

During my recent bout of unemployed I caught this show, mid-day and holy shit those guys ARE SO FRIGGIN HOT! Maybe we can post a blogovideo "advertising" for such services. Ain't shit to steal in my house but I could use a nooner from one of them!

Lil Sass said...

One more thing...how DO you get the strikeout lines in blog text? Teach us oh wise one!

Heidi said...

They did something like that for a local news special here- trying to prove that people could get into your house and load up a U-Haul in BROAD DAYLIGHT without anyone noticing, and it WORKED! SO much for neighborhood watch.... :)

DeeDee said...

Something told me there would be other hoochie's out there like myself!!

And to the husband...I know ;-P

To strike out text refer back to the end of this post. Blogger wouldn't let me show you how to do it here in the comment box...bastards!!

I googled how to do it after seeing somebody else using it!!

Whiterabbit said...

OMG I think I absolutely LOVE you!!!! I was just bouncing around (and at this point I cannot possibly tell you how I got here because I started on one persons blog and just kept clicking through on comments and somehow ended up here) and there, just sitting at the end of this post, was the answer that I have been searching for for MONTHS. You are my new favoritest person in the world!

bsouth said...

Tee-hee! We have a similar programme over here but the presenters are neither smoking or hot. I'm right at the top of that little list - wish me luck!

Danielle-lee said...

Holy hell! They are so damn cute! And wow-everytime I say I'm not interested in Ashton Kutcher, he shows up in some movie. Gahhhh, he's hot!

me. said...

I think you should sent the letter, if I was the producer I would totally pick you.

Thanks for compiling THE LIST, you give me an excuse not to work!

Heather said...

OK now I need you to tell me how you get pics and videos in that part of the blog with the writing.

Jen said...

Thanks for your comment on my Barbie post, and for introducing yourself to me! I'll definitely be back to read more... Ciao!

DeeDee said...

Heather: Go into your Blogger set up and there will be a link that says Layout at the top. It'll open up a page that has widgets you can add. I add video by putting it in the HTML widget. It's hard for me to explain right this minute without looking at it but if you want to IM me some time I'll try to walk you through it. Just email me an IM name. Mine is randomdailyramblings and I'm on Yahoo.

If you don't IM I'll try to shoot you an email that has screen shots in it so you can see what I'm talking about!

I'm off to do more visitin'. I see some of you I hit up today have wandered over. Great to have ya!!

THopgood said...

How is it I've never even HEARD of this show?? Gonna have to tivo that one! Thanks for the laugh!

dana wyzard said...

I was just bouncing around and ended up flopping onto your site. Love it. Love the fact that you HELP others, as in the html lesson on strikethrough. My blog is lonely and wishes it had a visitor. I'm a little whorey, but I don't think it'll hurt ya any.

Jules said...

... and boys ... when you're done having your wa- I mean, VISITING DeeDee, please feel free to come *ahem* visit me.
No doubt - are these not THE hotties on Discovery?

for a different kind of girl said...

The Discovery Channel is my porn. I like to tell people I watch to learn things, but I'm really just watching some of those crab fishermen and a man willing to stick his arm in a cow's rectum so I know what it's like without having to actually do it. I figure the least I can do for them is lust them.